jonnovstheinternet:
Caaaarl
p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
circumcisions:
circumcisions:
[party in the usa playing faintly in the distance as the australian cries]
this just in, tumblr user maxterbate gets the joke
getoutoftherecat:
this is not 2 girls 1 cup
koolaidicecubes:
gayleaf:
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
meladoodle:
meladoodle:
when boys smile, i die
oh…
laugh-5eva:
sorry
*whispers* not sorry
upgraders:
your dick pics:
my dick pics:
homo-for-life:
robotmayo:
[Reddit]
She is meant to be my wife.